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when im with my friends THEY ALL PULL OUT THEIR IPHONES and im jsut like yeah….. they can like go on fb and twitter and tumblr and im just sitting there doing nothing but looking fine as heck

iphone420:

i should be doing my essay but ill just wait until 11:30 to do it

queefjerkey:

my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown

mcakeface:

Every single time I see that I have a new message, I sit here and think of the 5,000 different ways I could have possibly pissed someone off before I open my inbox.

coagulates:

I broke my webcam

commanderinqueef:

come into tumblr a meme blogger

leave an asshole

k1ss:

One time I dated this guy in middle school for 2 weeks.

That’s it.